What do Jehovah’s Witnesses believe? In fact, what do a lot of other religions believe in? Hocus pocus if you ask me. Either way, our ‘Beliefs’ category takes a look at various religious belief systems.
Many say that the Jehovah’s Witness religion is a cult. Do you think it’s a cult? In this section, we’ve housed all the blog posts that show you if it is a cult or not. You might be shocked at what you find.
The Watchtower Organisation looks after all the Jehovah’s Witnesses worldwide. The good news about the ‘Organisation’ is that it keeps having magic moments, allowing us to poke fun at it.
Real Life Experiences
This section is filled with the real life experiences of former and current Jehovah’s Witnesses. It’s a real eye opener that shows you what various trials and tribulations Jehovah’s Witness go through.
Check out the latest funny posts. If you’re single, the chat up / pick up lines article will have you rolling around on the Kingdom Hall floor. That’ll make you wish you stayed behind for ‘Hall Cleaning’.
The following is taken from a translated papyrus manuscript, found by Professor Atheos and his team in 1988 in Jerusalem. The Professor believes it to be diary of Procula, the wife of Roman Prefect and Governor, Pontius Pilate, and has been dated between AD 30-33. Tuesday, April 2 I awoke, sweating and trembling from the […]
“The Lottery” is a short film I saw in school at an impressionable age (I hope I’m still at an impressionable age — though not quite as malleable as I once was.) Of the few things I remember having learned in school, this one holds a very prominent place. Something happened recently which recalled The […]
The Garden of Love* From: Songs of Innocence and Songs of Experience (1794) by William Blake I went to the Garden of Love, And saw what I never had seen; A Kingdom Hall built in the midst, Where I used to play on the green. And the gates of this building were shut And […]
Imagine that you’re walking along, minding your own business, when suddenly a stranger dressed in rags gets in your face and demands that you hit him! Naturally you take him for a crazy man, and decline to strike him. Then he threatens you, claiming that you will be killed for not having obeyed him! A […]
This is the second part of our two-part series on writing your own Watchtower article. In part one we saw how a Witness is likely to believe anything — no matter how ridiculous or how it might fly in the face of current beliefs — as long as it is wrapped inside a Watchtower cover. Here […]
I’ll confess to a secret fear I had when I was a Witness. It actually planted the first of many “seeds of doubt” that have since grown into the mighty forest that now separates me from the delusion. My fear was this: What if some devious person were to write a fake copy of the […]
I bet you’ve heard the term “Unconditional Love” said more than once at the Kingdom Hall and at the various Jehovah’s Witness assemblies you’ve been to? Let’s face it, we’ve all heard that term, but have we ever sat back and thought about what “Unconditional Love” actually means? I’m big on critical thinking. Since going […]
This is a really short post to let you know that we’ve created the Cognitive Dissonance Experiment that we believe all former Jehovah’s Witnesses should try out on current JWs. It’s really easy to do and will get the current JW you test it on to rethink their answer to the question you pose to […]
“The Truth™” with a capital ‘T’ is what the Watchtower (the formulator of all Jehovah’s Witnesses’ beliefs) rather presumptuously calls its doctrines. What would it mean if “The Truth™” were really true? Here are the first ten things that popped into my mind: Humankind would’ve been in existence no more than about 6,000 years, instead of […]
My name is Paul Miller and I have decided to keep a journal. We’re not really allowed to keep a journal, diary or anything that is viewed as detrimental to the New System Watchtower Society™, but feel that I need to, as I’ll make clear in a moment. Prior to Armageddon, I worked as a […]