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Can You Die If You’re Perfect In Paradise?
January 9, 2013 - 1:56 pm | 91 Comments
Every now and then, I have flashbacks of the loving times I spent studying the bible with my mother. I think I should at this point tell you all that we did very little ‘bible study’ per se. Rather, it was an amalgamation of fear, loathing, boredom, and of course, some reading from the You Can [...]
Siestas are Bad!
December 8, 2012 - 8:31 pm | 22 Comments
Yes, that’s right people. Siestas are bad! Before I get into why a midday nap could be fatal, I want to tell you why I even brought up the topic of siestas being bad. Recently, I’ve been having in depth discussions with a Jehovah’s Witness. This JW, who shall remain unnamed, has been trying his [...]
Blinding New Light
November 9, 2012 - 9:44 am | 17 Comments
We received an email from a current Jehovah’s Witness called Bonnie. In her email, Bonnie tells us that she’s a current Jehovah’s Witness, but has recently started to feel that not everything she hears from the platform at the Kingdom Hall or reads in Watchtower publications is actually spirit driven. Bonnie goes on to tell [...]
Serial Killer Rose West Becomes a Jehovah’s Witness
October 30, 2012 - 2:40 pm | 50 Comments
A relative of mine (an ex-Jehovah’s Witness) recently posted this link on her Facebook timeline, to an article in The Sun newspaper. The story is about a woman called Rose West becoming a Jehovah’s Witness. What’s the big deal? Someone became a Jehovah’s Witness? Well, for those of you who don’t know, Rose West has committed some [...]
The Gross Thousand
October 10, 2012 - 12:41 pm | 45 Comments
The more observant JWB readers may have noticed in yesterdays article we used the term, “Gross Thousand.” Here’s why. You’ve got to love Google. For instance, if there’s a word you’ve heard but aren’t too sure what it means, simply go to Google.com, enter “Define:” and then the word. Google will normally let you know [...]
Calling Out Jehovah’s Name
September 27, 2012 - 12:36 pm | 11 Comments
Yesterday, we posted an outtake from the upcoming JWB Podcast. If you haven’t already heard it, go do it now – click here. We’ll wait for you. Okay. If you’ve wiped the tears of laughter out of your eyes, we’ll continue. In that outtake, I make mention of calling out Jehovah’s name. I’ve heard it [...]
Do Jehovah’s Witnesses Donate to Charity?
September 24, 2012 - 12:42 pm | 19 Comments
As I think I’ve mentioned before on JWB, every Saturday I go for lunch at my grand parents in-law house. They are not Jehovah’s Witnesses, but we are also joined by my in-laws, who are. My in-laws don’t tell the grandparents everything about Jehovah’s Witnesses, or what really goes on – my father-in-law, who was once [...]
Jehovah’s Witness Bible Prophecy
August 29, 2012 - 8:29 am | 18 Comments
Back in May, the Awake! magazine began an 8 part series called “The Bible: A Book of Accurate Prophecy” (It’s on page 15 if you want to follow along!). Let’s take a look at the first of these articles and examine it in detail. I often hear people saying that the bible is ‘God’s Word’ because [...]
A Conversation with Jehovah about Watchtower Policy
August 19, 2012 - 8:18 am | 7 Comments
Teeny: Hey Jehovah, how are you doing oh great one? Jehovah: I’m doing okay Jaymes. But can I ask why you’ve been calling yourself ‘Teeny Pyjamas’ on your website? Teeny: As I am still a Jehovah’s Witness, I’m really worried that if the Elders knew who was writing these blog posts, they would do everything [...]
The Watchtower says “Higher Education Wastes Valuable Youth Years”
August 18, 2012 - 11:45 am | 17 Comments
Yes that’s right. Higher education wastes valuable youth years. No no, I’m not joking, it really does. The Watchtower Society says so right there in their April 15th 2008 Watchtower article. And when they say something like “Higher Education Wastes Valuable Youth Years”, we have to listen to them because they said the following themselves, [...]
- Teeny: Thanks for sharing your experience Ella. Unfortunately these life stories aren’t at all rare. When the...
- Ella: I got into a similar arguement with my Dad and told him that I just can’t follow a religion who follows a...
- Ella: I left the religion close to nine years ago. I too never understood how when natural disasters hit, they would...
- Teeny: You sir, are my hero! If you can read past Genesis chapter 6, you deserve religion…
- Martin: Genesis chapter 3, verse 22. “And Jehovah God went on to say: “Here the man has become like one of us in...