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Positive Thinking in the Jehovah’s Witness Religion
Submitted by Teeny on June 12, 2012 - 12:07 pm One Comment
Andrew found this Watchtower Society invitation lying around his in-laws house. Isn’t it fantastic that the Organisation and Jehovah’s Witnesses on the whole are publicising positive thinking? I think it is, although I also think they’ve got their wires crossed.
“Would you like to wake up every morning with happy, positive thoughts?”
Hell yes! And I have been, ever since I stopped going to the meetings.
“That’s exactly what the Bible promises us for the future.”
Is it? I think you’ll find that only a few are promised that – in the Jehovah’s Witness version of the Bible. If you don’t want to become a Jehovah’s Witness, you can expect all your happy thoughts to be pecked out of you when Armagenocide happens.
“Are you interested in knowing how that promise will be fulfilled?”
Well, if you are, take a look at these two articles before consulting a Jehovah’s Witness:
Those two articles will really get your spirits going and hopefully, will encourage you to become a Jehovah’s Witness!
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So I answered thinking it would be post…
And it was a Witness, he said “Do you want the latest Watchtower and Awake?”
Now that was the MOST convincing, amazing preaching there.
Nothing about it, nothing to do with God. Just do I want the magazine?
Such enthusiam for something they have no trouble calling you “apostate” if you tell them you don’t believe.
But, I found it more funny at how the witness looked anything but “Positive” when he was trying to give away his magazine, and try his best not to preach.
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