Hello Watchtower HQ!

This is a special post directed to the wonderful folk at the Watchtower HQ who monitor this blog (it’s true, we see it on our tracking statistics). I had heard rumours that there was a special apostate monitoring team, so I’m glad to meet you and confirm it as true.

I do wonder why you visit websites and blogs such as ours. I’d like to ask you a few questions because I really don’t understand why you do it?

When you read our articles, what goes through your mind? Are you just keeping tabs on whether any Watchtower business has been exposed? At the end of the day, can you honestly say that what we write is untrue? You also have to admit that what we write about is the truth. That’s why we are still up and running – we haven’t said anything that you could call libel.

Therefore, how can you read all these apostate websites and blogs and not wake up? Don’t you see how the Watchtower Organisation actually destroys families? How it lets children die instead of allowing them to take blood? How the Watchtower was associated with the UN? How 607 B.C.E. is not, under any stretch of the imagination, the date that Jerusalem fell? How there are pedophiles hiding in the congregations that elders know of?

I think you must have some kind of a barrier up; you make excuses and say things like “Oh, they don’t understand.” But that’s not really good enough, is it?

Seriously, when you finish reading this post, fill in the report card that relates to the heinous remarks Jehovah’s Witness Blog discusses and then take to heart some of the things we say. Ask yourself how you can carry on being a Jehovah’s Witness, knowing what you know. A great deal of current Jehovah’s Witnesses will never be able to find out the real truth, meaning they will stay brainwashed their whole lives, but you have the privilege to be here.

I doubt that you will change, but in the meantime, I would like to thank you and your colleagues for visiting our blog and helping boost our visitor and page rankings. Your regular visits help promote JehovahsWitnessBlog.com and draw even more people in to learn about the lies you shovel. Thanks sunshine.

PS. My name, Teeny Pyjamas, is an anagram. I am a baptized Jehovah’s Witness living in Nicosia, Cyprus. Work out my real name.